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Шире Круга Нет! 
Шире Круга Нет!
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и найди своих друзей!
 

Вот влипла и торчу на Капремонте,
Где милый и запаренный народ
Апдейты переводит и отчёты
В режиме «после отхожденья вод».

	Отпустите меня с Капремонта,
	КТЛ позабыть в тишине.
	Сдам я пропуск, уйду за ворота,
	Жасулан не пристанет ко мне.
	Отпустите меня с Капремонта,
	По-хорошему и насовсем.
	А не то – «Кошкин Дом» вы ничем не зальёте,
	А не то – Загорельского съем!
В пять-тридцать не готов «Путь Саясата»,
На пересменку перевод к шести.
Ах, любит он меня любовью брата,
Но лучше бы уже, как тёщу, чтил!

	Отпустите меня с Капремонта,
	КТЛ позабыть в тишине.
	Сдам я пропуск, уйду за ворота,
	Не пристанет Мирагов ко мне.
	Отпустите меня с Капремонта,
	По-хорошему и насовсем.
	А не то – будет вам near miss на заводе,
	А не то – и Gannuscio съем!
 

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Year after year Turnaround again
Do not refrain, believe, it’s time to gain!
It’s Turnaround now, oh, oh ,oh, it’s Turnaround now!

Forget the BBQs, forget short days
(Unless you want hangover and headaches).
It’s Turnaround now, oh, oh ,oh, it’s Turnaround now!

Be ready for hard language and drag-on
Of meetings, BBSs, and so on.
It’s Turnaround now, oh, oh ,oh, it’s Turnaround now!

We are on call all nights, on call all days -
Kentech, Halliburton, Zenith, Metalspray .
It’s Turnaround now, oh, oh ,oh, it’s Turnaround now!

All the good guys – what is left to say?
Work safely, go home safe all way.
It’s Turnaround now, oh, oh ,oh, it’s Turnaround now!

Your boss is always on alert to see
That everyone should wear PPE,
It’s Turnaround now, oh, oh ,oh, it’s Turnaround now!

Carrying your minifilter? – Yes!
Take your time to enter BBS!
It’s Turnaround now, oh, oh ,oh, it’s Turnaround now!

Use the scaffolding when fixed and tagged,
If you do not want to live one-legged!
It’s Turnaround now, oh, oh ,oh, it’s Turnaround now!

Both the ear-plugs can’t fall at once,
Have at least one and you’ll have a chance.
It’s Turnaround now, oh, oh ,oh, it’s Turnaround now!

Safety should be our number one,
Every job has to be safely done!
It’s Turnaround now, oh, oh ,oh, it’s Turnaround now!

Mike’s more caring than Mom & Dad,
He would fire you to keep you safe!
It’s Turnaround now, oh, oh ,oh, it’s Turnaround now!

Right, the safest practice is to stay
Safe at home, from the Plant away!
It’s Turnaround now, oh, oh ,oh, it’s Turnaround now!

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There is a line in Tengiz Plant, now under Turnaround.
And it's been the ruin of many a girl and guy, of which, oh Lord, I'm one.
I mainly was at B4 office, translating for big guns.
How could I make such a mistake? OK, it's been just once.
One foot was on the platform, the other as on the train...
And no one told "You fool, just hold: you'll wear a ball and chain".
I've told my fellow-workers not to do what I have done -
Spend a month in Safety Boot Camp of KTL Turnaround.

sefi, YuS © 2000-2011
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